Scott Whalen
 
 
 Full name  Scott Whalen
 Birthdate June 11
 Born Calgary, Alberta
 Interests Music, Sex & Pushups
 Favorite Sports team The Hartford Whalers
 Favorite band U2
 Favorite musician & or singer Frank Zappa
 1st Concert The Tragically Hip in '96
 Accomplishments  Was awarded 2nd place in a shovel fight.
 Favorite movie Wayne's World
 Favorite tv show Californication
 Where & when did you 1st get laid? In the back of a ford Taurus when i was 17 or maybe it was a honda civic, either way it needed to be reupholstered afterwards.
 Touring stories from the road What happens on the road, stays on the road.
 Favorite city to play in London or Manchester, England. Its a toss up.
 What do you do to get ready for showtime? I warm up with Starbucks and hair gel.
 What is your day job? Bartender
 What do you tell your boss when you have to go on tour? Im leaving, see ya in a month!
 Most famous person you have met? Alice Cooper
 Pantera or Jesus? Pantera
 Soundgarden or Gardening with Shell Busy? Soundgarden
 54-40 or WD-40? WD-40
 DNA- or TNA? T N F'n A!
 6am or 4:20? 8:40, I get twice as high!
 Van Halen or Motley Crue? Motley Crue circa 92 w/ John Corabi
 Fuck You or Fuck U2? Fuck You!!
 Favorite Adult actress? Nina Hartley
 What do you think of the music industry? ... What Industry?
 How is the music scene in Vancouver? Its like a bunch of retarded Sharks in a kiddie pool.
 Big Boobs or BIG ass? Small tits and an apple bottom!
 What is the craziest thing you have done ? I once smoked crack with Willie Nelson at a bull fighting competition in Spain.
 If you were the Prime Minister of Canada, how would you run the Country ? Probably right into the ground...
 What do you say to your many fans that love you & support you ? Thanks for almost letting me pay my rent once :)